I did manage to catch up with Heather...

She stopped to get gas and was finishing up as I was pulling in.
"Did you get hold of him?" She asked me.
"No." I said.
"I get the feeling something weird is going on." Heather said. "I mean, that he's mad or he's doing something he don't think other people will like. Other people have left messages and stuff and I don't think he gets back to them. I mean, I don't know him or anything and I shouldn't be in his business. Cause everything for the house is all paid up and I've been paid. But I guess I'm kind of curious about who pissed him off. Was it like a girl or his family or what? And I think he's totally mad. The nurse chick said somebody blew him off for some big thing he wanted to go to and you know, he can't go by himself really."
Those were not happy words for me to hear. Since I was the one who blew him off for the big event.
"Who's his nurse now?" I asked.
"Her name is Susan." She said. "Susan something all Polish like Jablonski maybe. I never said much to her. She's kind of stuck up."
"You don't need diet anything." I said to her.
"What?"
"I saw you at the store, you don't need diet anything." I said.
"Thanks, but you've never seen me in my fat pants." She laughed.
Men don't have fat pants. We just keep lowering our waists.