Say what?

I have one of these. I have #38. If the grading is authentic, it's worth more about as much as my house. I don't know how it got into my ceiling or if Weezer bought this with a fake hundred dollar bill. If he did, no wonder someone wants to kill him. But where the hell did he get the earrings? Did SWSNBN have the book? I'm very confused. I think I want another martini.

The ceiling was scary... Love me dammit!

I wish that I was cute enough to get away with crawling in the ceiling...
Hail Krypto, brilliant earring hunter! Time for a some kitty treats and to consult the Overstreet guide. SWSNBN will get the earrings when I get paid for my door. Sounds fair enough to me, don't you think?