Monday, September 11, 2006

SWSNBN called me...

Against her attorney's advice, she added.
"I'm not paying to fix your damn door twice! I only busted it once. It was a crappy old door anyway, you'd have had to get one anyway sooner or late! Why should I pay for something I didn't even do?"
"Price of crime." I said. "Pay for all of it or go to court."
"My lawyer will..." she began.
"Charge you a freaking fortune." I said. "Pay for my damn door. I don't care if you broke it once or twice. You'll pay for it."
"You're a jackass." She said as if that was harsh after all the other crap she'd said about me yesterday.
"Yep." I said. "Pay for my door."

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