Maricel came out of the shower and was standing there wearing just a Punisher T-Shirt and drying her hair. "You're a very nice man." She said. This is usually the part where women break up with me. Maricel took a different tack and decided to jump my bones.
Dear Lord, it has been awhile. Not since She-who-shall-not-be-named ripped out my heart, took a bite, shoved it back in, pulled it out again, took it out and stomped it and then set it on fire. I feel very relaxed. It seems Ellen was right, I did need to get laid. And this magnificent day still holds for me this and this. And the Superman forum, which I will go into in great detail I'm sure. I'm a geek with a girlfriend at a comic conventon. Life is good.
See you in the funny papers....
WoooHooo
Simon
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