Talked to Weezer briefly

while Maricel was enjoying the whirlpool tub. He was very excited to tell me he bought something for the store. We've had this conversation one million times. HE IS NOT TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE STORE. Not ever. But he insists it's very valuable and such a big surprise he wont' even tell me until I get back. I reminded him about the not buying rule and he said and I truly quote him here, "It's okay I used the counterfeit hundred dollar bill I took."
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, feeling better now. Must think of a way to explain why passing counterfeit money is immoral and illegal to a simpleton. (sorry simpletons)
What was it Bernie Mac said? There's one in every family and if you don't know who it is, it's you. Well, Weezer, it's you! He also said that the Febreeze seemed to be working well. Oh yeah, it's definitely you, dude.

See you in the funny papers....
Simon Wolfe
WDC